hony4

“When I get an erection, I drool.”

“But you’re drooling right now.”

“I know.”

hony2

 

“I’m loving this ice-cream.”

“Did she buy it for you?”

“Yeah.”

“Is that your mom?”

“I have no fucking clue who she is.”

hony3

“What does that key do?”

“It seals the room where I’m going to kill my nanny.”

“…”

hony5

 

“Why are you wearing an eyepatch?”

“I got a surgery.”

“An eye surgery?”

“No. A tooth surgery. Why?”

hony6

 

“Can you make it quick?

“Are you in a hurry?”

“Yeah. I just shat my pants.”

hony8

“Are you alright?”

“Shut the fuck up!”

hony9

“Why are you smiling?”

“I stole your money and you don’t even know.”

 

Disclaimer: This is a parody of the Humans Of New York page.

ImageCredits: Humans Of New York